Statistical Probability. Or, They're Watching Me.

It's a sad day indeed when you find yourself getting a little excited about receiving this sort of thing in the letterbox:

Why yes, Yes. I do.

Wait. What? It's about urinary incontinence? How did they know?

Ooh look! Free stuff!

Yep. I got a little bit excited about receiving four types of urinary incontinence pads.

Kill me now.