Monday, 24 December 2012

Wishing You A Cool Yule

Emphasis on the cool.

Madame Menopause would like to wish her readers (all three of you...) a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year. Thanks for reading this little blog. Hopefully it's raised a smile, if not been particularly instructive, or some of it has been recognisable to you, and at least you know that you're not the only one on this part of the womanhood [warning: shockingly hackneyed and overused word coming up] journey [urgh, I'm so sorry! Maybe I'll get a new thesaurus for Christmas?].

May 2013 be kind to you.  Enjoy Christmas Day and remember, you only have to see most of those people once a year so paste a smile on and suck it up.  If I can, so can you!

Remember: Eat, drink and be merry. For tomorrow, we diet.

Wear your best festive pants!

Stay safe. Be kind, to yourself and to others. Take care on the roads. Don't throw anything at anybody. Make sure you get a good pash from someone at midnight on New Year's Eve.

And don't take any shit from anybody, okay?

Until 2013, when we meet again, dear readers (all three of you).  Cheers!


  1. Merry Christmas to you too! Rikki x

  2. Hope your Xmas was as you wanted it to be Madame. And that NYE involved good times and a decent pash.
    I for one am looking forward to 2013. Hell anything that puts 2012 in a dark box and throws it over a cliff into a raging torrent, never to surface ever, has gotta be good yeah?


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